Once More, With Feeling

September 18, 2001 (WHITE)
September 20, 2001 (BLUE)
September 21, 2001 (PINK)

Written & Directed by: Joss Whedon

Teaser

There is NO TEASER. There is a previously, and then the main title. Time permitting, we might have a Chris Beck Orchestral version of the theme and do old fashioned hero shots, where the actors just smile or look glamorous over their credits. Or we might not. Anyhoo, no teaser, so on with it then.

END OF TEASER
Act One

There will be an OVERTURE that runs the length of the opening credits. We see various wordless scenes of scooby life that all contain the common thread of Buffy going through her day with a singular lack of involvement. Though people may speak, we will not hear dialogue. We start with the episode title:

ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING

And as it fades out we tilt down to see an old fashioned alarm clock ringing, shaking about. (Probably the only noise we'll hear.) It's set for 7:00. Widen to see

INT. BUFFY'S BEDROOM - MORNING

Buffy. Lying in bed, just looking at the clock. She takes it, looks at it -- never bothering to turn it off.

INT. UPSTAIRS SUMMERS HOUSE - MORNING

We Brumman about the upstairs as the girls go about their morning routine. Start on the hall as Buffy comes slowly out of her room, headed for the bathroom -- but Dawn races in before her, slamming the door. Buffy just stands there -- as Willow, already dressed, comes briskly from downstairs to grab some books from the bedroom. We see Tara in there, making the bed -- Willow kisses her on the cheek as she exits.

Tara moves her pillow to find a small weed-like flower under her pillow. She looks at it, puzzled, then smells it and smiles, interpreting it as a romantic gesture. She is twirling it in her fingers as she enters the bathroom, opening the door to find Dawn just finishing brushing her teeth. Tara moves to leave but Dawn indicates come in, she's just leaving, she races out, Buffy still waiting in the hall - and Tara shuts the bathroom door in Buffy's face, never even seeing her. A beat, and Buffy turns and goes back into her room, crawls back into bed.

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - AFTERNOON

Much movement in here as well -- customers mill about as Giles takes an item from Dawn, reshelving it and giving her a stern look.

Anya is looking at a bridal magazine, Xander, Willow and Tara are in research mode. Willow and Tara make notes, while Buffy also writes intently in a loose-leaf pad.

Come around to see that she has colored the entire page black, and is just filling in the last little bit.

Giles appears in front of her with a serious looking axe and a hopeful smile. Buffy smiles back -- politely, and gets up pulling off her outer shirt or sweater to reveal training clothes beneath. As they enter the training room, we go up to see a clock above it saying 4:30.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Buffy walks through the unusually blue night, looking around her as the overture finishes and she begins to sing:

BUFFY
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
THE SAME ARRANGEMENT
I GO OUT AND FIGHT THE FIGHT
STILL I ALWAYS FEEL
THIS STRANGE ESTRANGEMENT
NOTHING HERE IS REAL
NOTHING HERE IS RIGHT
I'VE BEEN MAKING SHOWS OF TRADING
BLOWS
JUST HOPING NO ONE KNOWS
THAT I'VE BEEN

She is attacked by a vamp, and fights with him in a rote (and unusually synchronized) style --

BUFFY (cont'd)
GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
WALKING THROUGH THE PART
NOTHING SEEMS TO PENETRATE MY HEART

-- this last as she stake the vamp in the heart.

He dusts as she moves on, finding two more VAMPS and a DEMON who is ritualistically sacrificing a HANDSOME YOUNG VICTIM MAN who is tied to a tree.

BUFFY (cont'd)
I WAS ALWAYS BRAVE
AND KIND OF RIGHTEOUS
NOW I FIND I'M WAVERING
CRAWL OUT OF YOUR GRAVE
YOU FIND THIS FIGHT JUST
DOESN'T MEAN A THING

-- socking a vamp, whose head whips toward camera --

VAMP 1
SHE AIN'T GOT THAT SWING

-- He drives his elbow back into her face, sending her flying back to the ground.

BUFFY
THANKS FOR NOTICING

As she's getting up, the two vamps and the Demon march into frame, singing. As they continue, she kicks up, grabs the demon's sword and kills a vamp (off screen), knocking the other down then stabbing the demon fatally --

DEMON AND VAMPS
SHE DOES PRETTY WELL WITH FIENDS FROM
HELL BUT LATELY WE CAN TELL
THAT SHE'S JUST
GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
FAKING IT SOMEHOW

DEMON
SHE'S NOT EVEN HALF THE GIRL SHE --
OW...

He drops dead, as Buffy cuts the young man loose without even looking at him. We see now that he is handsome indeed.

BUFFY
WILL I STAY THIS WAY FOREVER
SLEEPWALK THROUGH MY LIFE'S ENDEAVOR

HANDSOME YOUNG VICTIM MAN
HOW CAN I REPAY --

BUFFY
-- WHATEVER
(moving off)
I DON'T WANT TO BE
GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
LOSING ALL MY DRIVE

The last vamp picks himself up and comes for her, getting staked pretty quickly --

BUFFY (cont'd)
I CAN'T EVEN SEE IF THIS IS REALLY ME
AND I JUST WANT TO BE

Close on the vamp as he dusts, revealing Buffy's close-up:

BUFFY (cont'd)
ALIVE

A long shot arms up away from her, the handsome young victim man walking away unnoticed, the vampire's dust swirling past camera in the breeze as the last note rings out and we cut to

THE BELL in the door of

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - DAY

As Buffy enters to find the gang (minus Dawn and Spike) gathered about. Giles and Anya are going over her ledgers, Tara and Willow off in the corner stocking jars. They're very touchy and giggly, basking in each other this morning. (Tara and Willow, not the other two.) Xander sits at the table with a bunch of pastries, choosing one.

GILES
Good morning, Buffy.

WILLOW
Dawn get off to school all right?
She made the bus this time?

BUFFY
What? Oh. I think so.

TARA
I left her lunch in the fridge.
brown paper bag that said 'Dawn' on
it. And also said 'lunch'.

BUFFY
Then she probably took it when she
probably got on the bus.

She crosses to the seated Xander, drops her bag on the table.

Xander plays with food, holding a long glazed cruller and a powdered donut. The cruller speaks:

XANDER
"Respect the cruller. And tame the
donut!"

ANYA
(not looking up, not
meaning it)
That's still funny, sweetie.

Buffy, still standing, tries to broach a subject she's not entirely comfortable with.

BUFFY
So, uh... no research? Nothing going
on? Monsters, or whatnot?

General murmurs of no, not really, not so much...

BUFFY (cont'd)
Good. Good. That's uh... so, did
anybody, um... last night, did
anybody, oh... burst into song?

Everybody stops. The couples exchange looks.

XANDER
Merciful Zeus.

WILLOW
(looks at Tara)
We thought we were the only
ones! It was bizarre!
GILES
Well, I sang, but I have
my guitar at the hotel and
I often...

TARA
We were talking, and
then... It was like...

BUFFY
Like you were in a musical?

GILES
... of course that would explain the
huge backing orchestra I couldn't see
and the synchronized dancing from the
room service chaps...

ANYA
Xander and I were fighting about
Monkey Trouble.

BUFFY
You have monkey trouble?

XANDER
(unenthused)
It's a film.

ANYA
It's a corker!

XANDER
Especially the ninth time.

ANYA
And we were arguing and then
everything rhymed, and there were
harmonies and a dance with coconuts...

XANDER
It was very disturbing.

GILES
(to Buffy)
What did you sing about?

BUFFY
I, uh... I don't remember. But it
seemed perfectly normal.

XANDER
But disturbing. And not the natural
order of things and do you think
it'll happen again? 'Cause I'm for
the natural order of things.

They are gathering around at this point.

GILES
We should look into it.

WILLOW
Exactly. With the books, and
mulling, there could be mulling...

TARA
Do we have any books about this?

XANDER
Well, we've just gotta break it down,
look at the factors, before it
happens again --

GILES
I'VE GOT A THEORY
THAT IT'S A DEMON
A DANCING DEMON -- NYEHH, SOMETHING
ISN'T RIGHT THERE

WILLOW
I'VE GOT A THEORY
SOME KID IS DREAMIN'
AND WE'RE ALL STUCK INSIDE HIS CRAZY
BROADWAY NIGHTMARE

XANDER
I'VE GOT A THEORY WE SHOULD WORK THIS
OUT

WILLOW/ANYA/TARA
I'S GETTING EERIE
WHAT'S THIS CHEERY SINGING ALL ABOUT

Xander stands, urgent.

XANDER
IT COULD BE WITCHES
SOME EVIL WITCHES

-- As he turns to see Willow and Tara glaring at him --

XANDER (cont'd)
(sheepishly)
WHICH IS RIDICULOUS 'CAUSE WITCHES
THEY WERE PERSECUTED WICCA GOOD AND
LOVE THE EARTH AND WOMAN POWER
I'LL BE OVER HERE

ANYA
I'VE GOT A THEORY
IT COULD BE BUNNIES

ANGLE: EVERYBODY ELSE.

Stares at Anya. There is the sound of crickets.

TARA
I'VE GOT A --

Anya interrupts with a heavy metal wail, the orchestration backing her changing just as abruptly.

ANYA
BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE
EVERYBODY SUPPOSES
THEY GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS AND TWITCHY
LITTLE NOSES
AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS
WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT
FOR ANYWAY
BUNNIES, BUNNIES
IT MUST BE BUNNIES

Slight beat. The music returns to the previous sound.

ANYA (cont'd)
OR MAYBE MIDGETS

WILLOW
("she's insane")
I'VE GOT A THEORY WE SHOULD WORK THIS
FAST

GILES/WILLOW
("yup")
BECAUSE IT CLEARLY COULD GET SERIOUS
BEFORE IT'S PASSED

BUFFY
I'VE GOT A THEORY
IT DOESN'T MATTER

Giles looks up at this, perturbed. But Buffy takes the song, explaining:

BUFFY (cont'd)
WHAT CAN'T WE FACE IF WE'RE TOGETHER
WHAT'S IN THIS PLACE THAT WE CAN'T
WEATHER
APOCALYPSE
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE
THE SAME OLD TRIPS
WHY SHOULD WE CARE

The group joins in, not getting the undercurrent.

GROUP
WHAT CAN'T WE DO IF WE GET IN IT
WE'LL WORK IT THROUGH WITHIN A MINUTE
WE HAVE TO TRY
WE KNOW WE'LL PAY THE PRICE
IT'S DO OR DIE

BUFFY
HEY, I'VE DIED TWICE

She gives a wry smile to Giles, who is won over and joins in, singing over the group.

GROUP
WHAT CAN'T WE FACE IF WE'RE TOGETHER

GILES
--WHAT CAN'T WE FACE

GROUP
WHAT'S IN THIS PLACE THAT WE CAN'T
WEATHER

GILES
--IF WE'RE TOGETHER

GROUP
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T FACE

ANYA
EXCEPT FOR BUNNIES...

The number is over. There is a long pause.

XANDER
See okay that was disturbing.

WILLOW
I thought it was neat.

BUFFY
So what is it? What's causing it?

GILES
Thought it didn't matter.

BUFFY
Well I'm not exactly quaking in my
stylish yet affordable boots but
there's definitely something
unnatural going on. And that doesn't
usually lead to hugs and puppies.

ANYA
Well, is it just us? Is it only
happening to us? That would probably
mean a spell, or...

A beat. Buffy goes to the front door, opens it.

EXT. STREET OUTSIDE THE MAGIC BOX - CONTINUING

We see a big smiling close up of a MAN as the camera pulls back and up -- it's the end of a huge production number. The man is holding a dry-cleaned shirt still on the hanger and in plastic.

MAN
THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT

Behind him, others fan out similar shirts of varying colors, a few finishing dance moves in the background -- and Buffy herself, very tiny in the corner of the frame, watching.

CHORUS
THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT!

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - CONTINUING

Buffy shuts the door.

BUFFY
It's not just us.

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - AFTERNOON

The bell rings again as Dawn enters, excited. The group is at the books. Willow and Tara are still in their own love bubble. Buffy's not working that hard.

DAWN
Oh my god you will never believe what
happened at school today.

BUFFY
(not looking up)
Everybody started singing and dancing?

DAWN
(glaring)
I gave birth to a pterodactyl.

ANYA
Oh my god! Did it sing?

Deflated, Dawn joins them.

DAWN
So, you guys too, huh?

As they talk, Dawn wanders over to the counter, where a beautiful small TALISMAN on a chain is sitting, almost hidden away by other junk.

XANDER
So, what'd you sing about?

DAWN
(enthusiasm gone)
Math.

She pockets the talisman, unseen.

Willow is whispering in Tara's ear with a wicked smile. Tara suppresses her own, puts on serious face as she says:

TARA
That's right! The, the volume! The
text!

GILES
What text?

WILLOW
The volumey... text.

TARA
You know.

WILLOW
The... murnenfurm report.

XANDER
The what now?

TARA
We just have a few volumes at the
house that deal with mystical chants,
bacchanals... might be relevant.

WILLOW
We could...

GILES
Well, I'm a hair's breadth from
investigating bunnies at this point,
so I'm open to anything.

WILLOW
We'll check it out, we'll give you a call.

TARA
Yeah, this could blow the whole thing
wide open.

EXT. PARK - AFTERNOON

Willow and Tara head for the house, taking a scenic shortcut beneath some trees.

TARA
Do we have any books at all at home?

WILLOW
Well, who wants to stay cooped up on
a day like this? The sun is shining,
there's songs going on, those guys
are checking you out...

TARA
What?

In fact, a couple of good looking college types are giving Tara the once over as they pass at a bit of a distance.

TARA (cont'd)
What are they looking at?

WILLOW
The hotness of you, doofus.

TARA
Those boys thought I was hot?

WILLOW
Entirely.

TARA
Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the
boys!

She starts feebly after them, Willow grabbing her arm and spinning her back to her.

WILLOW
Do I have to fight to keep you?
'Cause I'm not large with the butch.

TARA
I'm just not used to that. They were
really looking at me.

WILLOW
(smiling)
And you can't imagine what they see
in you.

TARA
I know exactly what they see in me.
You.
(sings)
I LIVED MY LIFE IN SHADOW
NEVER THE SUN ON MY FACE
IT DIDN'T SEEM SO SAD, THOUGH
I FIGURED THAT WAS MY PLACE

She walks into a pool of sunlight, looking around her.

TARA (cont'd)
NOW I'M BATHED IN LIGHT SOMETHING JUST ISN'T RIGHT
(turning to Willow)
AM I UNDER YOUR SPELL HOW ELSE CAN IT BE
ANYONE WOULD NOTICE ME
IT'S MAGIC I CAN TELL
HOW YOU SET ME FREE
BROUGHT ME OUT SO EASILY

She takes Willow by the hand and they walk, moving in sync; flowing, dancing movement as they make their way through the park.

TARA (cont'd)
I SAW A WORLD ENCHANTED
SPIRITS AND CHARMS IN THE AIR

She traces her hand through the air, leaving a fairy-dust trail of light.

TARA (cont'd)
I ALWAYS TOOK FOR GRANTED
I WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE

Willow does the same -- and her light trail is more spectacular still.

TARA (cont'd)
BUT YOUR POWER SHONE
BRIGHTER THAN ANY I'VE KNOWN
AM I UNDER YOUR SPELL
NOTHING I CAN DO
YOU JUST TOOK MY SOUL WITH YOU
YOU WORKED YOUR CHARM SO WELL
FINALLY I KNEW
EVERYTHING I DREAMED WAS TRUE
YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE

Willow takes her, spins her -- and we are suddenly in

INT. WILLOW AND TARA'S BEDROOM - AFTERNOON

As they are still spinning, slowing, settling on the bed, coming close to each other, close enough to kiss...

TARA
THE MOON TO THE TIDE
I CAN FEEL YOU INSIDE
AM I UNDER YOUR SPELL
SURGING LIKE THE SEA
PULLED TO YOU SO HELPLESSLY

Tara throws herself back onto the heap of pillows. We stay close on her as Willow moves over her, then back out of frame...

TARA (cont'd)
I BREAK WITH EVERY SWELL
LOST IN ECSTASY
SPREAD BENEATH MY WILLOW TREE

And we are still tight on her as she rises slowly from the bed, up into midair, floating...

TARA (cont'd)
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETE
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETE
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETE

SMASH CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - AFTERNOON

The music cuts off abruptly as we see Xander say:

XANDER
I bet they're not even working.

BUFFY
Who now?

XANDER
Willow and Tara. You see the way
they were with each other? The get-a-
roominess of them. I'll bet
they're --
(seeing Dawn)
-- singing. They're probably singing
right now.

GILES
I'm sure Willow and Tara are making
every effort.

XANDER
Oh yeah.

BUFFY
Xander...

DAWN
It's okay, Buffy. I do know about
this stuff. Mom and I had the
singing talk a year ago. Besides, it
is all kind of romantic.

XANDER/BUFFY
No it's not.

DAWN
Come on, songs, dancing around...
what's gonna be wrong with that?

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT

A man is dancing, a frenetic little tapdance that he clearly has been doing for hours -- he is sweaty and panicking, but, Red Shoe-like (the ballet not the diaries), he can't stop. He is breathing heavily, like he's going to have a heart attack -- but still with the fake smile on his face, selling it.

He continues dancing. He begins to smoke.

And IGNITES, spontaneously burning down to ash and bone remnant.

As his burning corpse falls, we see a pair of feet standing by it. Arm up behind a figure, a man nattily dressed in a retro kind of a suit, almost a zoot suit, coming up behind his head to see that he is no man at all. Definitely demon, though we see almost nothing of his face in the darkness.

No one knows his name, but we will call him SWEET. He looks down at the smoking corpse, smiles.

SWEET
That's entertainment...

BLACK OUT.

END OF ACT ONE
Act Two

INT. XANDER AND ANYA'S BEDROOM - MORNING

They are just sitting up from waking. Their jammies have a forties retro feel to them -- her with the sexy little slip (or shorts and camisole), him with silk jammies that actually match. He tries to rub the sleep from his eyes.

XANDER
You want some breakfast, baby?

ANYA
You don't have to get to work?

XANDER
I shut the crew down for the day. My
guys start dancing around, I don't
think I could deal. It's a flab
thing. So. Waffles?

ANYA
(affectionately)
Will you still make me waffles when
we're married?

XANDER
No I'll only make them for myself,
but by California law you will own
half of them.

They kiss.

XANDER (cont'd)
Or I can do an omelette -- you know
I've almost got that pan flipping
thing down, there was just that
one... incident, and the fire
marshall was much less --

As he continues, Anya gazes at him affectionately, his voice fades out as she turns and ADDRESSES THE CAMERA as she sings:

ANYA
THIS IS THE MAN THAT I PLAN TO
ENTANGLE -- ISN'T HE FINE
MY CLAIM TO FAME WAS TO MAIM
AND TO MANGLE -- VENGEANCE WAS MINE
BUT I'M OUT OF THE BIZ
THE NAME I MADE I'LL TRADE FOR HIS
THE ONLY TROUBLE IS...
I'LL NEVER TELL.

Now she starts talking -- but we don't hear 'cause Xander begins, also looking (sometimes) at the camera.

XANDER
SHE IS THE ONE, SHE'S SUCH WONDERFUL
FUN
SUCH PASSION AND GRACE
WARM IN THE NIGHT WHEN I'M RIGHT
IN HER TIGHT
(catches himself)
--EMBRACE, TIGHT EMBRACE

He embraces her enthusiastically. She wriggles out of his grasp, standing as he continues...

XANDER (cont'd)
I'LL NEVER LET HER GO
THE LOVE WE'VE KNOWN CAN ONLY GROW
THERE'S JUST ONE THING THAT -- NO
I'LL NEVER TELL

XANDER/ANYA
'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL

That last note is entirely discordant. They ignore it, not saying anything, moving into

INT. XANDER AND ANYA'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUING

They go about their business, Xander heading for the kitchen while Anya retrieves and flips through the paper.

ANYA
HE SNORES

XANDER
SHE WHEEZES

ANYA
SAY 'HOUSEWORK' AND HE FREEZES

XANDER
SHE EATS THESE SKEEZY CHEESES
THAT I CAN'T DESCRIBE

He pulls one from the fridge, displaying a green moldy horror.

ANYA
I TALK -- HE BREEZES

XANDER
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 'PLEASE' IS

ANYA
HIS PENIS GOT DISEASES
FROM A CHUMASH TRIBE

XANDER/ANYA
THE VIBE
GETS KIND OF SCARY

XANDER
LIKE SHE THINKS I'M ORDINARY

ANYA
LIKE IT'S ALL JUST TEMPORARY

XANDER
LIKE HER TOES ARE KIND OF HAIRY

XANDER/ANYA
BUT IT'S ALL VERY WELL
'CAUSE GOD KNOWS I'LL NEVER TELL

ANYA
WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH HE
JUST HIDES BEHIND HIS BUFFY
NOW LOOK -- HE'S GETTING HUFFY
'CAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW

XANDER
SHE CLINGS -- SHE'S NEEDY
SHE'S ALSO REALLY GREEDY
SHE NEVER --

ANYA
(interrupting)
--HIS EYES ARE BEADY!

XANDER
THIS IS MY VERSE, HELLO
SHE --

But Anya starts dancing excitedly to attract attention so he can't criticize her any further.

ANYA
Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy!

She continues, Xander stares at her with deadpan contempt -- and then joins in, the two of them in perfect sync with the crazy dancin'.

As the music continues, he sweeps her into his arms and they do a few turns, getting closer and closer.. the resentment melting away...

XANDER/ANYA
YOU KNOW

XANDER
YOU'RE QUITE THE CHARMER

ANYA
MY KNIGHT IN ARMOR

XANDER
(looking her over)
YOU'RE THE CUTEST OF THE SCOOBIES
WITH YOUR LIPS AS RED AS RUBIES
AND YOUR FIRM YET SUPPLE -- TIGHT
EMBRACE...

He instigates another dance break. Again, this one goes from frenetic to romantic, as the two of them settle down on either side of the table, looking at each other.

ANYA
HE'S SWELL

XANDER
SHE'S SWELLER

ANYA
HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY FELLER

XANDER
THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER TELL HER
THAT I'M PETRIFIED

ANYA
I'VE READ THIS TALE
THERE'S WEDDING THEN BETRAYAL
I KNOW THAT COME THE DAY I'LL
WANT TO RUN AND HIDE

They get up, coming closer to each other.

XANDER/ANYA
I LIED
I SAID IT'S EASY
I'VE TRIED
BUT THERE'S THESE FEARS I CAN'T QUELL

XANDER
IS SHE LOOKING FOR A POT OF GOLD

ANYA
WILL I LOOK GOOD WHEN I'VE GOTTEN OLD

XANDER
WILL OUR LIVES BECOME TOO STRESSFUL
IF I'M NEVER THAT SUCCESSFUL

ANYA
WHEN I GET SO WORN AND WRINKLY
THAT I LOOK LIKE DAVID BRINKLEY

XANDER
AM I CRAZY

ANYA
AM I DREAMIN'

XANDER
AM I MARRYING A DEMON

XANDER /ANYA
WE COULD REALLY RAISE THE BEAM IN
MAKING MARRIAGE A HELL
SO THANK GOD I'LL NEVER TELL
I SWEAR THAT I'LL NEVER TELL

XANDER
MY LIPS ARE SEALED

ANYA
I TAKE THE FIFTH

XANDER
(waving the camera
away)
NOTHING TO SEE MOVE IT ALONG

XANDER/ANYA
I'LL NEVER TELL

They collapse onto the sofa, laughing in classic post-musical number style.

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. STREET - DAY

XANDER
It's a nightmare. It's a plague!

ANYA
It has to be stopped, Rupert --

XANDER
It's like a nightmare about a
plague --

They are walking with Giles, their attitudes in sharp contrast to what we saw in the living room. They are frantically pissed, talking over each other.

XANDER
It was just like, I didn't
wanna be saying things but
they just kept pouring out
of me and they rhymed and
they were mean and
(at Anya)
My eyes are not beady!
ANYA
I felt like we were being
watched, like a wall was
missing from our apartment,
like there only three
walls, no forth wall and
(at Xander)
My toes are not hairy!

XANDER
Giles, you gotta stop it.

GILES
Well, I am following a few leads,
and --

ANYA
Plus, our number was clearly a retro
pastiche that's never gonna be a
breakaway pop hit.

XANDER
Work with me, british man. Give me
an axe and show me where to point it.

GILES
As ever, it's not quite that simple.
But I have learned something quite
disturbing...

We don't hear what it is though Giles talks on, for as they talk they pass a number in progress: a YOUNG WOMAN trying to sing her way out of a parking ticket. The cop writes on, unimpressed as she pleads:

YOUNG WOMAN
NO...
IT ISN'T RIGHT, IT ISN'T FAIR
THERE WAS NO PARKING ANYWHERE
I THINK THAT HYDRANT WASN'T THERE

She keeps singing, but the sound fades as we hear our gang again, having passed her...

XANDER
As in, burnt up? Somebody set people
on fire? That's nuts!

ANYA
I don't know. One more verse of our
little dittie I woulda been lookin'
for the gas can...

GILES
Certainly emotions are running high,
but as far as I could tell the
victims burnt up from the inside.
Spontaneously combusted. I just saw
the one -- I managed to examine the
body while the police were taking
witness arias.

Three janitors with brooms dance cheerily by in the background. Our gang pays them no heed.

XANDER
But we're sure the two things are
related? Singing and dancing and
burning and dying?

GILES
We're not sure of much. Buffy's
looking for leads in the local demon
haunts... at least, in theory she is.
She doesn't seem to...

XANDER
She's easing back in. We brought her
back from an untold hell dimension,
remember? Ergo, weirdness. The
important thing is that you're there
for her.

They stop, Giles quietly confiding in Xander.

GILES
I'm helping her as much as I can, but...

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. SPIKE'S CRYPT - EVENING

The last rays of the sun are fading out as Buffy enters Spike's crypt. He's coming up the ladder as she shuts the door behind her. She has her usual lack of urgency.

SPIKE
The sun sets, and she appears. Come to
serenade me?

BUFFY
So you know what's going on.

SPIKE
Well, I've seen some damn funny
things, last two days. Six hundred
pound Chorago demon making like Yma
Sumac, that one'll stay with you. I
remain immune, happy to say. Drink?

BUFFY
A world of no. You know anything
about what's causing this?

SPIKE
(a little bitter)
So that's all, then. Just want to
pump me for information.

BUFFY
What else would I want to pump
you for? I really said that, didn't I?

SPIKE
Yeah, well, I won't bore you with the
small talk. Don't know a thing.

Buffy senses the tension in him.

BUFFY
What's up? You're all bad moody.

SPIKE
S'nothing. I'm glad you could stop by.
(off her look)
It's nothing.

BUFFY
What.

SPIKE
(sings)
I DIED

He's as startled as she by the fact that he just sang two words. Is he really gonna...?

SPIKE (cont'd)
SO MANY YEARS AGO
(speaks:)
Bloody hell...
(sings:)
AND YOU CAN MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE IT ISN'T SO
BUT WHY YOU COME TO BE WITH ME
I THINK I FINALLY KNOW

He gives himself over to it, rounding on her as he continues:

SPIKE (cont'd)
YOU'RE SCARED
ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU FEEL
AND YOU CAN'T TELL THE ONES YOU LOVE
YOU KNOW THEY COULDN'T DEAL
BUT WHISPER IN A DEAD MAN'S EAR
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT REAL

The music gets a little harder now, some rockosity...

SPIKE (cont'd)
THAT'S GREAT
BUT I DON'T WANNA PLAY
'CAUSE BEING NEAR YOU TOUCHES ME
MORE THAN I CAN SAY
AND SINCE I'M ONLY DEAD TO YOU
I'M SAYING STAY AWAY
AND LET ME REST IN PEACE

He flops onto the stone slab of the tomb as he sings the final phrase. Buffy is thrown by the request. But Spike is back up in a heartbeat, jumping off the tomb and circling her.

SPIKE (cont'd)
LET ME REST IN PEACE
LET ME GET SOME SLEEP
LET ME TAKE MY LOVE AND BURY IT
IN A HOLE SIX FOOT DEEP
I CAN LAY MY BODY DOWN
BUT I CAN'T FIND MY SWEET RELEASE
SO LET ME REST IN PEACE

He drops to his knees in front of her, defiantly supplicant. And awfully close.

SPIKE (cont'd)
YOU KNOW
YOU'VE GOT A WILLING SLAVE
AND YOU JUST LOVE TO PLAY THE THOUGHT
THAT YOU MIGHT MISBEHAVE
(back up in her face)
BUT TIL YOU DO I'M TELLING YOU
STOP VISITING MY GRAVE
AND LET ME REST IN PEACE

He throws the door open with this last.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

ANGLE ON: A FUNERAL PROCESSION

We see six men carrying a coffin toward an open grave where the priest and mourners wait. They are walking solemnly in time with the suddenly soft music.

Spike sings as we see angles of the proceedings, and he is revealed walking with Buffy by the event.

SPIKE
I KNOW I SHOULD GO
BUT I FOLLOW YOU LIKE A MAN POSSESSED
THERE'S A TRAITOR HERE BENEATH MY
BREAST
AND IT HURTS ME MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER
GUESSED
IF MY HEART COULD BEAT IT WOULD BREAK
MY CHEST
BUT I CAN SEE YOU'RE UNIMPRESSED
SO LEAVE ME BE LET ME REST IN PEACE

He turns and jumps off a tombstone right onto the coffin the men are carrying. As the chorus continues, he throws himself flat on the coffin just as the lead men drop it and he back somersaults right into the midst of the mourners, frightening them all away by morphing into vampface as he sings:

SPIKE (cont'd)
LET ME GET SOME SLEEP
LET ME TAKE MY LOVE AND BURY IT
IN A HOLE SIX FOOT DEEP
I CAN LAY MY BODY DOWN
BUT I CAN'T FIND MY SWEET RELEASE

At this point Buffy roughly grabs him away, he de-morphs and they spin, stumble and they both go tumbling into the grave.

INT. GRAVE - CONTINUING

She lands on top of him, aware of the closeness as he finishes:

SPIKE
SO LET ME REST IN PEACE
WHY WON'T YOU
LET ME REST IN PEACE

A moment of that old charged sexuality, and Buffy pushes herself up --

EXT. GRAVEYARD - CONTINUING

-- pushes so hard the she comes flying out of the grave and lands on her feet, takes off running.

The mourners have mostly gone as Spike sticks his head out of the grave, looks with a forlorn, hesitant expression at the retreating Slayer.

SPIKE
So... you're not staying, then?

INT. DAWN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Dawn is dumping her bookbag contents on the bed as Tara pokes her head in.

TARA
Lotta homework?

DAWN
Math. It seemed so cool when we were
singing about it...

TARA
Well, Willow said they got a lead on
this whole musical extravaganza evil.
This Demon that can be summoned, some
Lord of the Dance -- but not the
scary one. Just a demon.

DAWN
Do they know who summoned it?

TARA
They don't even know its name yet.
But Willow'll find out. She's the
brainy type.

DAWN
I'm glad you guys made up.

TARA
What?

DAWN
That whole fight you guys had about
magic and stuff. It gives me belly
rumblin's when you guys fight.

TARA
Dawn, we never talked about...

DAWN
It's okay, I mean I can handle it.
It's just, you guys are so great
together, I just hate it when -- but
that was like the only real fight
I've seen you guys have anyway. But
I'm still glad it's over.

As Dawn is saying this, a horrible notion crosses Tara's mind. She pulls the little flowery herb from her pocket, looks at it.

TARA
Dawn, I... there's something I need
at the shop. Will you be okay for a
little while?

DAWN
Yes, the fifteen year old can spend
half an hour alone in her locked
house.

TARA
(already leaving)
I won't be long...

She's gone. Dawn's face falls slightly. A beat, and she pulls the necklace she swiped from the magic shop from her pocket and slowly puts it on, looking in the mirror.

DAWN
(sings)
DOES ANYBODY EVEN NOTICE

She opens a drawer -- there are a bunch of clearly pilfered items in there.

DAWN (cont'd)
DOES ANYBODY EVEN CARE --

She turns and SCREAMS at the horrible PUPPET HENCHMAN before her. Before she can move, two more surround her and throw a burlap sack over her head.

BLACK OUT.

END OF ACT TWO
Act Three

INT. BRONZE - NIGHT

We are close on Dawn as she awakens, no longer in a sack. She lifts her head up, looks around and discovers that she is on the pool table at the Bronze, light, streaming down dramatically on her.

She starts to move -- and there is a deliberateness to her movement that lets us know even before she hits the floor that this is a dance. (Well, there's music, too. That helps.) Dawn dances almost classically, her gestures just slightly exaggerating her very real distress.

She takes a few quick looks about her, then rushes for the door. It is locked.

She heads for another exit -- and a henchman appears, also dancing. Forcing her back. She turns and faces the second. They box her toward the middle of the dance floor. She spins, then drops dramatically backwards, caught one foot from the floor by the third henchman. He hoist her back up, she turns, all three of them coming for her...

One grabs her arm and spins her around, throwing her towards the stage, she goes down on her knees and slides, ends up right in front of a staircase coming down from the middle of the stage, her head at eye-level with a pair of very natty shoes.

That begin to tap.

He taps his way down the staircase and as Dawn rises and backs away from him (the henchmen retreating into corners), we get a look first at his bright blue suit, then for the first time, his face. Pure grinning evil, but not a bad looking guy. A monster with style.

SWEET
WHY'D YOU RUN AWAY
DON'T YOU LIKE MY STYLE?

On the last word he stamps his foot and his suit instantly changes color to bright burnished red.

SWEET
WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY
I GUARANTEE A GREAT BIG SMILE

And here he literally tears the smile off his face And holds it out to her. It begins to sing the next line before it disappears and we whip back to see it's on his face again.

SWEET
I COME FROM THE IMAGINATION
AND I'M HERE STRICTLY BY YOUR
INVOCATION
(unraveling a
parchment that looks
like an invitation)
SO WHAT'D YOU SAY
WHY DON'T WE DANCE A WHILE

He does dance about her a bit as he continues. She doesn't join in, but her posture clearly shows she is still in the mode...

SWEET
I'M THE HEART OF SWING
I'M THE TWIST AND SHOUT
WHEN YOU GOTTA SING
WHEN YOU GOTTA LET IT OUT
YOU CALL ME AND I COME A-RUNNIN'
I TURN THE MUSIC ON -- I BRING THE
FUN IN
NOW WE'RE PARTYING -- THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT
I KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL, GIRL
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU FEEL, GIRL

He sways with Dawn, who finds herself somewhat drawn in by his power...

DAWN
So, you're, like... a good demon?

His laugh is as charming as it is unsettling.

DAWN (cont'd)
Bringing... the fun in...

SWEET
WHEN THESE MELODIES
THEY GO ON TOO LONG
ALL THAT ENERGY
WELL IT COMES ON WAY TOO STRONG
ALL THOSE HEARTS LAID OPEN - THAT
MUST STING
PLUS SOME CUSTOMERS JUST START
COMBUSTING

He opens a conveniently placed door to let a smoking corpse fall at Dawn's feet.

SWEET
THAT'S THE PENALTY
WHEN LIFE IS BUT A SONG

He rounds on her now, all sweet menace.

SWEET
YOU BROUGHT ME DOWN AND DOOMED THIS
TOWN
SO WHEN WE BLOW THIS SCENE
BACK WE'LL GO TO MY KINGDOM BELOW
AND YOU WILL BE MY QUEEN

She's, well, a little thrown.

SWEET
'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL, GIRL

DAWN
NO YOU SEE
YOU AND ME
WOULDN'T BE VERY REGAL

SWEET
AND I MAKE IT REAL, GIRL

DAWN
WHAT I MEAN
I'M FIFTEEN
SO THIS 'QUEEN' THING'S ILLEGAL

But he's into his routine, not paying her much heed as he dances...

SWEET
I CAN BRING WHOLE CITIES TO RUIN
AND STILL HAVE TIME TO GET A SOFT
SHOE IN

DAWN
NO THAT'S GREAT
BUT I'M LATE
AND I'D HATE TO DELAY HER

SWEET
SOMETHING'S COOKING - I'M AT THE
GRIDDLE
I BOUGHT NERO HIS VERY FIRST FIDDLE

DAWN
SHE'LL GET PISSED
IF I'M MISSED
SEE, MY SISTER'S THE SLAYER

He stops cold. Turns to her.

SWEET
The Slayer?

DAWN
(nervous)
Yuh huh.

Sweet whips his head around to his henchmen.

SWEET
Find her. Tell her... tell her
everything. Just get her here.
want to see the Slayer burn.
(sings)
NOW WE'RE PARTYING
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

INT. MAGIC BOX - TRAINING ROOM - NIGHT

Buffy kicks a wooden plank in two. Giles is holding it.

GILES
Good. Good.

BUFFY
Am I supposed to bow now, or... have
honor or something?

GILES
It may seem hokey, but we need to
work on precision and concentration
as much as power. We're still not
sure what we're facing.

BUFFY
You'll figure it out. I'm just
worried this whole session is going
to turn into a training montage from
an eighties movie.

GILES
Well, if we hear any inspirational
power chords we'll just lie down
until they go away. Anyway, I don't
think we need to work too much on
strength.

BUFFY
Yeah, I'm pretty spry for a corpse.

The remark is not lost on Giles.

She goes to the wall to fetch the knives. He's in no hurry.

GILES
Have you, uh, spoken with Dawn at all
about the incident at Halloween?

BUFFY
I thought you took care of that.

This one really registers. He stops, turns to look at her. She doesn't get it.

GILES
Right.

BUFFY
What would I do without you.

She finishes stretching.

BUFFY (cont'd)
Okay. I'm ready.

He turns to get the knives, singing:

GILES
YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE WORLD OUTSIDE
YOU KEEP PRETENDING, BUT YOU JUST
CAN'T HIDE
I KNOW I SAID THAT I'D BE STANDING BY
YOUR SIDE
BUT I...

As he continues, he takes a couple of knives, weighs them in his hand. He sings directly to Buffy and we realize now that she isn't hearing a word he says. She twists her neck, sets herself to deflect the knives. He hurls the first two as he sings:

GILES (cont'd)
YOUR PATH'S UNBEATEN, AND IT'S ALL
UPHILL
AND YOU CAN MEET IT, BUT YOU NEVER
WILL
AND I'M THE REASON THAT YOU'RE
STANDING STILL
BUT I....

And as he hits the chorus he hurls the last knife and it stops, Matrix-like, right in front of her face.

She bats it away, but everything is moving at extreme slow motion -- except for Giles.

GILES (cont'd)
I WISH I COULD SAY THE RIGHT WORDS
TO LEAD YOU THROUGH THIS LAND
WISH I COULD PLAY THE FATHER
AND TAKE YOU BY THE HAND
WISH I COULD STAY
BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND
I'M STANDING IN THE WAY

We see her continuing to train throughout the rest of the number -- practicing flying kicks, working the bag, always in extreme slo mo, while Giles circles her at regular speed, watching.

GILES (cont'd)
YOUR SISTER'S CRIES YOU WON'T HEAR AT
ALL
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M HERE TO TAKE THAT
CALL
SO YOU JUST LIE THERE, WHEN YOU
SHOULD BE STANDING TALL
BUT I...
I WISH I COULD LAY YOUR ARMS DOWN
AND LET YOU REST AT LAST
WISH I COULD SLAY YOUR DEMONS
BUT NOW THAT TIME HAS PASSED
WISH I COULD STAY
WE START WITH STANDING FAST
BUT I'M STANDING IN THE WAY
I'M JUST STANDING IN THE WAY

The number ends. Buffy turns to him.

BUFFY
Did you say something?

He looks at her.

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - CONTINUING - NIGHT

Willow is heading into the cellar as Xander and Anya work behind the counter. There is unpleasant tension between the two of them.

Tara enters, in a rush.

ANYA
Hey.

Tara barely nods, still moving, clearly wanting to avoid Willow.

She moves quickly to the ladder, mounts it and starts looking for a book. Pulling one out, she flips through the pages til she finds:

CLOSE ON: AN ILLUSTRATION of the little weed she has, which she now holds next to it. Below, the text: "Lethe's Bramble. Used for augmenting spells of forgetting and mind control."

Willow emerges from the cellar with a book, stays at the front of the store.

Tara looks at Willow, stricken. She sings, softly, and unnoticed:

TARA
I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL
GOD, HOW CAN THIS BE
PLAYING WITH MY MEMORY
YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL
WILLOW, DON'T YOU SEE
THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT OF ME

Buffy enters the shop, crosses to Willow and begins (unheard) talking to her. Giles follows her out entering frame below Tara on his first line:

TARA
YOU MADE ME BELIEVE
GILES
BELIEVE ME I DON'T WANNA GO

TARA/GILES
AND IT'LL GRIEVE ME 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU
SO
BUT WE BOTH KNOW

An they start toward their respective loved ones, singing soulfully, unheard by everyone, even each other.

TARA
WISH I COULD TRUST
THAT IT WAS JUST THIS ONCE
BUT I MUST DO WHAT I MUST
I CAN'T ADJUST
TO THIS DISGUST
WE'RE DONE AND I JUST
GILES
WISH I COULD SAY
THE RIGHT WORDS TO LEAD YOU
THROUGH THIS LAND
WISH I COULD PLAY
THE FATHER AND TAKE YOU
BY THE HAND

TARA/GILES
WISH I COULD STAY
WISH I COULD STAY
WISH I COULD STAY
WISH I COULD
STAY

The final note rings out just as the front door flies open and Spike shoves a henchman through.

SPIKE
Lookie lookie what I found.

WILLOW
(noticing finally)
Tara?

TARA
Is this the demon guy?

SPIKE
Works for him. Has a nice little
story for the Slayer, don't you?

He thrusts him forward again.

SPIKE (cont'd)
Come on, then. Sing.

Music swells as the camera moves in on the henchman, who takes a breath...

HENCHMAN
(quickly and flatly)
My master has the Slayer's sister
hostage at the Bronze because she
summoned him and at midnight he's
gonna take her to the underworld to
be his Queen.

GILES
What does he want?

HENCHMAN
(pointing to Buffy)
Her. Plus chaos and insanity and
people burning up, but that's more
big picture stuff.

Spike grabs him from behind --

SPIKE
If that's all you've got to say,
then --

But he's flipped off by the henchman, who bolts out the still open door.

SPIKE (cont'd)
Strong. Someday he'll be a real
boy...

BUFFY
So Dawn's in trouble. It must be
Tuesday.

TARA
I just left her for a few minutes...

BUFFY
It's not your fault. Giles, what's
the plan?

XANDER
Plan, shman, let's mount up!

GILES
No.

They all turn to him, surprised.

ANYA
Uh, Dawn may have had the wrong idea
in summoning this creature but I've
seen some of these underworld child-
bride deals and they never end well.
Maybe once.

WILLOW
We're not just gonna stay here...

GILES
Yes we are. Buffy's going alone.

SPIKE
Don't be a stupid git, there's no --

GILES
When I want your opinion, Spike, I...
will never want your opinion.

WILLOW
A little confusion spell would --

TARA
No.

Willow is surprised by the vehemence in her tone. So, in fact, is Tara, who backs down a bit...

TARA (cont'd)
I don't think that'll help.

SPIKE
Forget them, Slayer, I got your back.

BUFFY
I thought you wanted me to stay away
from you. Isn't that what you sang?

She doesn't say it with much snideness, but Spike takes it hard, looking embarrassedly about him.

XANDER
Spikey sang a widdle song?

ANYA
(earnestly)
Would you say it was a breakaway pop
hit, or more of a book number?

XANDER
Let it go, sweetie.

SPIKE
Fine. I hope you dance til you burn.
You and the little bit.

He exits. Buffy turns to Giles.

BUFFY
You're really not coming.

GILES
It's up to you, Buffy.

BUFFY
What do you expect me to do?

GILES
Your best.

She looks around -- it's clear that everyone is going to back Giles up. A beat, and she leaves.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

(Note: for the purposes of this number, once a location is referred too, it will not be indicated again, 'cause it's intercutty city.)

Buffy walks to the Bronze, not particularly quickly. A few people dance by, very West Side Story/Absolute Beginners vibe -- fighting as much as dancing. There are some broken windows and a couple of trash fires. Low level chaos.

Buffy stands before a trashfire and puts her hand slowly out toward the flame.

BUFFY
(sings)
I TOUCH THE FIRE AND IT FREEZES ME
I LOOK INTO IT AND IT'S BLACK
WHY CAN'T I FEEL
MY SKIN SHOULD CRACK AND PEEL
I WANT THE FIRE BACK

She starts off again...

BUFFY (cont'd)
NOW THROUGH THE SMOKE SHE CALLS TO ME
TO MAKE MY WAY ACROSS THE FLAME
TO SAVE THE DAY
OR MAYBE MELT AWAY
I GUESS IT'S ALL THE SAME
SO I WILL WALK THROUGH THE FIRE
'CAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN I TURN
I WILL WALK THROUGH THE FIRE
AND LET IT --

EXT. ALLEY BEHIND THE MAGIC BOX - NIGHT

He is sitting with a cig, feeling mizzy.

SPIKE
(sings)
THE TORCH I BEAR IS SCORCHING ME
AND BUFFY'S LAUGHING I'VE NO DOUBT
I HOPE SHE FRIES
I'M FREE IF THAT BITCH DIES
(getting up)
I'D BETTER HELP HER OUT

And off he goes.

INT. BRONZE - NIGHT

Sweet sings to Dawn, who sits in a corner.

SWEET
SHE'S GETTING WARM -- IT BUILDS IN HER
SHE MAY JUST GO UP IN A FLASH
AND WHEN SHE'S DONE
HER FRIENDS CAN HAVE THE FUN
OF SIFTING THROUGH THE ASH

SWEET
CAUSE SHE IS DRAWN TO THE
FIRE
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN
SPIKE
'CAUSE SHE IS DRAWN TO THE
FIRE
SHE WILL NEVER LEARN

SWEET/SPIKE
AND SHE WILL WALK THROUGH THE FIRE
AND LET IT

INT. THE MAGIC BOX - NIGHT

The gang is there, each privately (or publicly) unhappy.

GILES
WILL THIS DO A THING TO CHANGE HER
AM I LEAVING DAWN IN DANGER
IS MY SLAYER TOO FAR GONE TO CARE

XANDER
(to Giles)
WHAT IF BUFFY CAN'T DEFEAT IT

ANYA
BEADY-EYES IS RIGHT -- WE'RE NEEDED
OR WE COULD JUST SIT AROUND AND GLARE

They all get up to go, heading for the door --

GROUP
WE'LL SEE IT THROUGH
IT'S WHAT WE'RE ALWAYS HERE TO DO
SO WE WILL WALK THROUGH THE FIRE

EXT. VARIOUS STREETS - NIGHT

Buffy, Spike and the gang all get closer to the Bronze.

BUFFY
SO ONE BY ONE THEY TURN FROM ME
I GUESS MY FRIENDS CAN'T FACE THE COLD

TARA
WHAT CAN'T WE FACE IF WE'RE TOGETHER

BUFFY
BUT WHY I FROZE
NOT ONE AMONG THEM KNOWS
AND NEVER CAN BE TOLD

ANYA
SHE CAME FROM THE GRAVE
MUCH GRAVER

SPIKE
FIRST I'LL KILL HER THEN
I'LL SAVE HER

SWEET
SO ONE BY ONE THEY COME TO
ME
THE DISTANT REDNESS AS
THEIR GUIDE
BUT WHAT THEY'LL FIND
AIN'T WHAT THEY HAVE IN MIND
IT'S WHAT THEY HAVE INSIDE

TARA
EVERYTHING IS TURNING OUT
SO DARK

BUFFY
GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
WALKING THROUGH THE PART

SPIKE
NO I'LL SAVE HER THEN I'LL
KILL HER

SWEET
SHE WILL COME TO ME

WILLOW
I THINK THIS LINE'S MOSTLY
FILLER

GILES
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO
STRIKE A SPARK

BUFFY
THESE ENDLESS DAYS
ARE FINALLY ENDING IN A
BLAZE

EXT. OUTSIDE THE BRONZE - NIGHT

Is where Buffy ends up (alone) as they all sing:

BUFFY, SPIKE AND GROUP
AND WE ARE CAUGHT IN THE FIRE
THE POINT OF NO RETURN
SO WE WILL WALK THROUGH THE FIRE
AND LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN

INT. BRONZE - NIGHT

On the last note, Buffy KICKS the door of the Bronze off its hinges (or at least open -- that's a big door).

EXTREME CLOSE UP: SWEET'S SMILE

SWEET
Showtime...

BLACK OUT.

END OF ACT THREE
Act Four

INT. BRONZE - NIGHT

Buffy walks slowly in to find Sweet seated on stage, Dawn on the floor leaning up against his chair, almost like an exotic slavegirl.

The henchmen are in the shadows, surrounding Buffy, getting closer...

SWEET
I love a good entrance.

BUFFY
How are you with death scenes?

He laughs.

BUFFY (cont'd)
You got a name?

SWEET
I got a hundred.

BUFFY
Well, I aughta know what to call you
if you're gonna be my brother in law.

DAWN
Buffy I swear I didn't do it.

BUFFY
Don't worry, you're not going
anywhere. I am.

DAWN
What?

BUFFY
(to Sweet)
What do you want a little kid for?
Deal's this: I can't kill you, you
take me to hellsville in her place.

SWEET
What if I kill you?

BUFFY
Trust me. It won't help.

SWEET
That's gloomy.

BUFFY
That's life.

He rises, starts down the steps as his henchmen get closer to Buffy.

SWEET
Come now, is that really what you
feel? Isn't life a miraculous thing?

BUFFY
I think you already know...
(sings)
LIFE'S A SHOW AND WE ALL PLAY OUR
PARTS
AND WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS
WE OPEN UP OUR HEARTS
IT'S ALL RIGHT IF SOMETHING'S COME
OUT WRONG
WE'LL SING A HAPPY SONG

She looks at the camera with an ironic, battleworn smile...

BUFFY (cont'd)
AND YOU CAN SING ALONG

She sings -- and attacks the henchmen at the same time, punctuating each happy platitude with a gruelling blow.

BUFFY (cont'd)
WHERE THERE'S LIFE THERE'S HOPE
EVERY DAY'S A GIFT
WISHES CAN COME TRUE
WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK
SO HARD
ALL DAY
TO BE LIKE OTHER GIRLS
TO FIT INTO THIS GLITTERING WORLD

She's finished them off, turns to Sweet --

ANGLE: THE GANG

Enter, see the sitch. Giles takes command.

GILES
She needs backup. Tara. Anya.

They go, while the other three circle around. But all Tara and Anya do is get behind Buffy and sing back up AAAAHHHs.

BUFFY
DON'T GIVE ME SONGS
DON'T GIVE ME SONGS
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT
I NEED SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT

She notices the gang, splits her attention as she sings to everyone and no one:

BUFFY (cont'd)
LIFE'S A SHOW YOU DON'T GET TO
REHEARSE
AND EVERY SINGLE VERSE
CAN MAKE IT THAT MUCH WORSE
STILL MY FRIENDS DON'T KNOW WHY I
IGNORE
THE MILLION THINGS OR MORE
I SHOULD BE DANCING FOR
ALL THE JOYS LIFE SENDS
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
ALL THE TWISTS AND BENDS
KNOWING THAT IT ENDS
WELL THAT
DEPENDS
ON IF THEY LET YOU GO
ON IF THEY KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT WHEN YOU'VE BOWED
YOU LEAVE THE CROWD

She's about to go into the chorus -- but the energy goes from her. She can hardly look at her friends. Tara and Anya have backed off.

Spike enters, takes it all in, stonefaced.

BUFFY (cont'd)
THERE WAS NO PAIN
NO FEAR, NO DOUBT
TIL THEY PULLED ME OUT OF HEAVEN
SO THAT'S MY REFRAIN
I LIVE IN HELL
'CAUSE I WAS EXPELLED FROM HEAVEN
I THINK I WAS IN HEAVEN

She turns to Sweet, vehement --

BUFFY (cont'd)
SO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT
PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING...

She starts dancing, giving herself up to it, faster and faster -- until she begins, literally, to smoke.

She's spinning -- about to combust -- when she is physically stopped by Spike. He holds her arms for a moment as the smoke wafts around them, the danger past.

SPIKE
LIFE'S NOT A SONG
LIFE ISN'T BLISS
LIFE IS JUST THIS: IT'S LIVING
YOU'LL GET ALONG
THE PAIN THAT YOU FEEL
YOU ONLY CAN HEAL BY LIVING
YOU HAVE TO GO ON LIVING
SO ONE OF US IS LIVING

DAWN
The hardest thing in this world is to
live in it.

There is affection, but also toughness in the way she parrots Buffy's phrase back at her.

ANGLE: WILLOW is quietly crying, overwhelmed by the implications of what she's done. Tara hovers, wanting to comfort her, but still in her own pain as well.

SWEET
Now that was a showstopper. Not
quite the fireworks I was looking
for --

WILLOW
Get out of here.

There is such quiet vehemence in her voice -- and the look on her face is shared by pretty much everybody.

SWEET
Hmm, I smell power. I guess the
little missus and I should be on our
way.

GILES
That's never gonna happen.

SWEET
I don't make the rules; she summoned
me.

DAWN
I so did not! He keeps saying that!

SWEET
You've got my talisman on, sweet
thing.

Dawn looks down at the necklace, realizes.

DAWN
Oh! But -- no! I just -- this at
the Magic Box... on the floor, and I
was cleaning and I forgot to... But
I didn't summon anything.

SWEET
Well now, that's a twist.

GILES
If it was at the shop, that means one
of us had to...

ANGLE: THE GROUP

For a beat, we wait to see who did it.

In the background, Xander raises his hand.

ANYA
Xander?

XANDER
I didn't know what was gonna happen!
I just heard, you know, revelries and
song and... I wanted to be sure we'd
work out. Get a happy ending.

Sweet laughs. Big time.

SWEET
And I think it worked out just fine.

XANDER
Does this mean I have to... be your
queen?

SWEET
It's tempting. But I think we'll
waive that clause just this once.
Big smiles, everyone: you beat the
bad guy!
(sings)
WHAT A LOT OF FUN
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SWELL
AND THERE'S NOT A ONE
WHO CAN SAY THIS ENDED WELL
ALL THOSE SECRETS YOU BEEN CONCEALING
SAY YOU'RE HAPPY NOW -- ONCE MORE
WITH FEELING
WELL I GOTTA RUN
SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

He disappears right at the last line, the final two words ringing out from emptiness.

There is silence.

The group all stand about, each of them more alone than they've ever been. Finally, tentatively, Dawn begins:

DAWN
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

And others join in...

BUFFY/SPIKE
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

GILES
THE BATTLE'S DONE AND WE KIND OF WON

TARA/GILES
SO WE SOUND OUR VICT'RY CHEER
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

XANDER/ANYA
WHY IS THE PATH UNCLEAR
WHEN WE KNOW HOME IS NEAR

GROUP (cont'd)
UNDERSTAND WE'LL GO HAND IN HAND
BUT WE'LL WALK ALONE IN FEAR
TELL ME, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

At this point the beat picks up and the gang starts moving in sync, the big finish beginning... Spike moving with the group --

GROUP (cont'd)
WHEN DOES "THE END" APPEAR
WHEN DO THE TRUMPETS CHEER
THE CURTAINS CLOSE ON A KISS -- GOD
KNOWS
WE CAN --

Suddenly, Spike realizes what he's doing.

SPIKE
Bugger this.

And heads out as the rest continue...

GROUP
-- TELL THE END IS NEAR
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

EXT. OUTSIDE THE BRONZE - CONTINUING - NIGHT

We can here music continue faintly from inside as Spike heads down the alley, stopped by:

BUFFY
Hey.

He turns, uncertain of what she wants.

SPIKE
You should go back in. Finish the
big group sing, get your KoombaYa-
Ya's out.

BUFFY
I don't want to...

SPIKE
Day you suss out what you do want,
there'll probably be a parade.
Seventy six bloody trombones.

BUFFY
Spike, I...

SPIKE
Look, you don't have to say anything.
We both know I can talk enough for
both of --

BUFFY
I TOUCH THE FIRE AND IT
FREEZES ME
I LOOK INTO IT AND IT'S
BLACK
THIS ISN'T REAL
BUT I JUST WANT TO FEEL...




SPIKE
I DIED SO MANY YEARS AGO
BUT YOU CAN MAKE ME FEEL...

They are moving closer as they sing, interrupting whatever thoughts they were going to finish with a sudden, passionate, kiss. The music (and who can blame it) swells, and we hear a final:

GROUP (O.S.)
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE...

And over the continuing kiss appear the words THE END (with the old style "A Twentieth Century Fox Television Release" beneath it). Curtains close as the music crescendos, ringing out as we

BLACK OUT.

END OF SHOW