5 Random Willow + Tara Moments

Willow: Those darn Salem judges. With their less-satanic-than-thou attitude.
Tara: Oh, honey, let's change it. The Discovery channel has koala bears.
[Intervention]

Willow: We can come by between classes! Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens... but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.
Tara: I said "quirky".
[Triangle]

Giles: And you're certain she was a robot?
Buffy: Absolutely.
Tara: And she practically had "geniune molded plastic" stamped on her ass. Just trying a little spicy talk.
[I Was Made To Love You]

Tara: No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!
[Bargaining, Pt. 2]

Willow: Well, who wants to stay cooped up on a day like this? The sun is shining, there's songs going on, those guys are totally checking you out...
Tara: What? What are they looking at?
Willow: The hotness of you, doofus.
Tara: Those boys thought I was hot?
Willow: Entirely.
Tara: Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the boys!
[Once More With Feeling]

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